Mom's can give Sex

Gwyneth Paltrow has two kids and sometimes she looks a mess.. but lately shes been giving sex, showing her legs and dressing like she has money.

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GOD FORBID

This bitch can't sleep without people thinking she's on drugs or drunk. PEOPLE mag reports Lindsay Lohan was drinking grey goose and red bull @ Hawaiian Tropic Zone NYC where Samantha Ronson DJ'ed Saturday night. They also said she partied past 4am... What the fuck, can this chick live??... Honestly she might be on drugs or drunk most likely both but seriously who isn't...... ME.....since i'm on the subject, I'm no longer drinking like the big boys anymore..I'm not going to kid myself I still drink but to a limit only two drinks and im trying not to smoke... drinking and smoking kinda goes for me but im cutting it off. I'll keep you posted on my progress.

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FUCK THE MTA!

Honestly I'm not sure what pisses me off more cab drivers or the MTA. It's fucking 11am and I decide to take the B 44 bus thinking it would be easier to get where I was going. NOT!! I missed a bus because I didn't have change. I'm like fuck it i'll go to the deli get change, some coffee and i'll just catch the next one. BIG mistake. 10 minutes pass and I'm like let me just wait another 5 mins... 20 mins pass and I'm fucking freezing! I'm like fuck it i've waited this long i'm sure the bus is coming soon. Not even close. At this point I should have started walking or took the damn train or something but still, I might as well wait for the bus if i waited this long... next thing I know I'm getting sick, I can't feel my toes and I'm so mad I want to punch the next person that walked my way. Not to mention I was still drunk from yesterday so that didn't help the situation out at all. I started thinking this whole fucking shit was my faultbecause I should have just tokk my ass on the train. Finally I see the bus. I get in and I tell the bus driver "I am not paying.. this is ridiculous" she looked at me and said "sorry"... I wanted to smack the shit out of her. MTA raised the damn fares and this is the shit we get. I'm so sick of it! MTA employees are at the train stations for nothing but giving you attitude. The closest train to me is the G train and I'm not even gonna get started with that shit. But who am I kidding, i'll be waiting for the bus/train today, tomorrow and the next day. Anyway just thought i'd take that off my chest.

THANKS FOR LISTENING!

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GET UR FRIED CHICKEN ON

Its Sunday April 6Th and you in the crib doing shit. Come out to the north side of BK and chill.

GALOPAGOS
70 N 6TH STREET
BTW/ KENT & WYTHE AVE.

5-7pm Jules will be Hostess a casting call

Door opens @ 5PM
FOOD @ 8PM
PERFORMANCE @ 7PM

RSVP: KFCRIP@GMAIL.COM
$10 WITH RSVP
$15 IF UR ASS DIDN'T RSVP